sometimes i have too many emotions and sometimes i have none at all but i always always feel like i’m drowning
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*80s pop playing as I lay dead in the middle of the woods*
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that one time on Hotel Hell when Gordon Ramsay fed the owner’s dog some shitty bread and then was afraid he killed her
He checked her pulse
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